TV Commercials

I just had to post a diddy about TV commercials...
There are the ones that I absolutely adore : the little man that talks to the Verizon vios tech guy (cable guy). The ones for Febreze - especially the one where the woman puts the mask on because it smells good. The beer ones are funny to.
BUT
For the love of god, why why why is there a commercial with giant people dancing and grabbing their privates singing about nausea, heartburn, upset stomach and diarrhea.??
Some things are meant to be kept private..
While I am ranting, can Pedigree PLEASE stop showing me those commercials where the puppies are all locked up in the shelter and they are begging for homes...
Those kill me....
Does anyone remember a few years back a commercial for McDonald's, where it was an older brother and he was talking to his sister and watching her grow up and they would play in the background : Little sister, I'm really gonna miss you.?
OMG - cried so hard every time it played..
OK, that is all - as my name warns : Random thoughts...
Peace Out....